Nothing Else Matters

Its been almost 6 months since I blogged. If I had waited for another 3 months I would have had a baby blog but since the blog population is increasing exponentially I decided to blog and not add to the ever-growing blogs. I dont mind the increase in blogs but i dont wanna see B grade celebs telling you to stop it like they do in the family planning ads.

Its a custom in blogosphere that if a blogger does not post anything for a while he comes back and offers an apology to all his readers who were waiting with bated breaths. But I dont have any such misconceptions, I know none of my blog readers(3 in total including me and my alter ego) were waiting for my post.

I think it’s my moral responsibility to explain my absence from the blogosphere for so long. And keeping the tradition (of exercising your brain) alive of this blog, I give you two choices. Choose the correct option and win nothing because Nothing else matters :P

a) I was busy with stuff and am a Scorpio so I wont tell you what stuff.

b) I was celebrating the completion of one year of blogging with a 7-month break. I had gone to Paris where I threw a big bash and all the who’s who of the world were invited. But it got a little rough when Madonna offered to adopt Kim Jong Il.

A lot has happened in the last 6 months and I dint blog about them so lets just go through them very quickly.

Britney went commando and later went bald.

Shamita shetty after flashing you-know-what has decided to go bald (Sam thanks for this info)
Anna Nicole Smith dies, May her soul and boobs rest in peace.
Ganguly back in the team, yay!!!! wooohooooo Now who’s showing the finger Mr. Chappel.

The new dress for the Indian cricket team was realesed and frankly it SUCKS!!!
At the New Year party Al gore said "One less year before everyone dies of global warming "
Saddam was hanged but the US army is still searching for the weapons of mass destruction.
Kim Jong Il stunned the world by carrying out nuclear tests. The whole world was left breathless because he is not an ally of the US. In his defence he said that he did this to prove that he was not a baby.
Madonna thought the nuclear test was a childish act and wanted to adopt Kim jong Il as soon as possible.

My Bro got married in Jan so yay!!! Wishing you and bhabhi a lifetime of happiness!!!

I wanna congratulate four of my best friends for achieving various things in life and getting closer to their main goals in life
Ahsan for getting the visa.
Sam for life after the ethnic day.
Jaya for topping the university and getting a new better paying job in a big MNC.
And Jokul for scoring 99.89% in CAT....are you kidding me bro??


Will be posting more often now so keep coming back!!!