One year of Nonsense!
Its been a year since I decided to make my madness public. First it was just limited to my close friends but after being inspired and months of persuading by
Sameera, I did what some people call the biggest mistake of my life.
I have written 28 posts and have got 428 comments and 4128 hits, people have been very kind and generous. People have been also very kind while commenting. I have seen all types of comments from the simple "LMAO" to the "I hate you" and the very complex "Do you need some action? You will love this site"
People often called my sense of humour fantastic. Some even went to the extent of saying that you are my favourite blogger(I think they need help). I have been humbled by all your comments and love. Hoping that this love and more importantly the comments will continue to flow. I want to say Thanks a lot to each and everyone of you who have commented and read my blog.
Five most admired posts of mine are
1)
Year 20202)
Orkut3)
Myhts & Facts4)
NIP IV5)
Matrimonials & MoviesSome posts that are not on the list and are my favs
1)
One Flu over the Cuckoo's nest2)
My school3)
Its a MiracleThis post is dedicated to Sameera. No we are not seeing each other. We are not seeing anyone else also, so please contact us. For Sameera's requirement please read
this and for mine..well baby they are none as long as you are hot and single(females only).
T(y)ag!
A short and sweet tag.
I am thinking about you my sweetheart :-*
I said "eh?"
I want world peace...Oh this is not a beauty pageant hmm so I want a million things...I can have a seperate blog just for that.
I wish you a merry christmans and a happy new year!
I hear what I wanna hear..i have that syndrome what do u call it I-dont-give-a-shit-to-what-the-world-says.
I wonder what saddistic pleasures did they get by doing
this. It was ma fav!
I regret saying I love you!
I can’t lie.
I am Bond..James Bond
I dance with my clothes off in the bathroom.
I sing when I have to irritate people.
I need a plastic surgery
I cry when I am help upside down and spanked on my lil butts
I make love, i hope.
I write crap!
I confuse between right and wrong.
I miss catches?
I will never miss catches.
I should try and hold onto those catches.
I tag all of you! :P
Matrimonials & Movies
It is not a secret that internet is changing the world. It is also changing how people want their prospective spouses to be and sites like Orkut and blogger are just helping the cause.
Below is as to how an orkut addict will post an ad in the matrimonial section.
Looking for a female of about 22 years who has a photo in the profile and has 2000 scraps. She should also have atleast 20 fans and 10 testimonials. She should be a member of "I Hate Ekta" community.
A Blogger addict.
Looking for a female who maintains atleast 3 blogs and should also update them regularly. She should have 20 comments for each post.
After the small
"incident" the Black Eyed Peas have decided to change their name to Black Eyed Pees
I am so broke that am getting mails which are giving me pre approved loans :D. When I opened it to see how much I got I was a bit surprised to see that they wanted a particular part of mine to grow, I started wondering what were they asking as a collateral.
Now moving to movies.
Darwaaza Bandh RakhoI would like to give some advice to the actors of this movie So here it is
Aftab Shivdasani : Dude you are spoiling my name!!!
Chunky Pandey : I know you are a super star in Nepal and I think you shouldnt come back to bollywood.
Isha Sherwani : How U Doin ;)
After the success of
I Know What U Did Last Summer the producers made
I Still Know What You Did Last Summer and after it also did reasonably well on the box office they made
I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer Now this was a big flop and the producers are now planning to make
Why did I know what you did last summerAnothony Kaun HaiThe trailers fooled most of us into believing that Sanjay Dutt is the Hero of the movie but actually it is Arshad Warsi's movie and Sanju baba is there only for some 15 minutes. The movie in itself was dumb. It showed that pigeons are being used for robbery. After seeing it I came up with my own proverb "If Pigeons were thieves..."
All though the movie doesnt answer Anthony Kaun hai it surely answers Pagal kaun hai....The crowd that went to see it( including me :( ).
Now coming to
Kabhi Alvida Na KehnaAmitabh is shown screwing almost all the call girls of NY but when he finds out that his daughter in law(Rani) is cheating on his Son(AB Jr.) he gets a massive heart attack. Dude get a life or yes a heart attack.
SRK is a professional footballer...yes yes in US they do play Football...if you dont believe me you can go and watch the movie. As expected SRK meets with an accident and becomes handicapped for life or shall I say legicapped (sorry couldnt resist).
Rani doesnt wanna sleep with AB Jr because she doesnt love him....One second arent they married? yes they are.. so WHY THE FUCK did she get married if she didnt love him Sucks!
Preity, coming to think of it she doesnt have that big a role in it. So she just looked pretty and was made available whenever SRK wanted to have a fight.
Now coming to AB Jr..boy what do I tell about him...hmmmm He was just AWESOME...I believe he over shadowed AB and SRK. Frankly speaking SRK was pretty much under his own shadow so AB Jr didnt have to work too hard. This movie justifies why I hate SRK.
So to sum up the movie in two words "
It SUCKS"
P.S: If you are an AB Jr. Fan then I would advice you to get the CD/VCD/DVD and watch only the parts in which he is there.
P.S Jr. : How many of you think that the BEP pic is gross?
