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Paris Hilton has decided to give up sex for one year. I am not kidding.
See it for yourself. Soon after this a crowd of 365 men gathered at her house and were seen burning her effigy.
Krishh was released and has been declared a SuperHit. Outside the theatre Superman, Batman and Phantom were protesting cause they say a super hero should show his undy.
Everyone has been wondering as to what Marco Materazzi told to Zinedine Zidane. Well people stop wondering I just now got off the line was speaking to Zindane and apparently Materazzi told him "Ey Takle"(You Bald Motherfucker). Pardon my translation.
Mumbai police found one bomb in a train which didnot go off. On it was written "Property of Pakistan". However Pakistan has denied any connection with the bombings.
Blogspot was banned for about 4 days. Its still not clear whose fault it was. DoT is blaming the ISPs and the ISPs are blaming someone, but we dont know who they are blaming cause who cares about them.
They are reports that DoT is going to block telephone lines also cause they think SIMI is using it.
Was in Chennai last month and noticed this particular thing about the owner of an udipi restaurant. The guy used to wear a lungi, a piece of cloth wrapped tightly around the waist. So every time a customer entered the hotel he used to pull his lungi up to reveal his perfectly tanned hairy legs. I ran out as soon as a group of 10 guys came in. I wonder what he might have done.
Orkut
Orkut has become very popular and even the celebs are using it. Although it is very difficult to find their profile, I have done the impossible.
Let us look at the profiles of some celebrities.
ScrapsGabbar : Yeah donut mujhe dede orkuttttt!!!
Vajpayee to Advani : You dont scrap me..yeh achi baat nahi hai.
Ceaser : Et tu, Orkut?
Some important points to note from the profiles.
ProfilesSRK's profile
Interested in: dating (men)
Sexual orientation: gay
Manmohan's profile
Political view: very left-liberal
Sonia'a profile
Political view: very authoritarain
Laloo's
High school: International schoolwa of bihar
Industry: Fodder
Job description: To make dumb statements infront of 300 ppl
Pamela's
First thing you will notice about me: CENSORED
Xyz(Man serving a 25 yr sentence for killing his gf)
From my past relationships i learned: Not to kill
Rakhi Saawant
Ideal match: Mika
Adnan Sami
Build: a few extra pounds
Some
FansOsama's Fans include Bush and Blair
Bush's list has one big name missing oh no no Mr. Blair is there in the licking your ass section
Some
Communities and members
I love oil: Bush, Natwar Singh
I like to sell nuclear missiles: Musharraf
101 ways to ignite a riot: Narendra Modi
Gays in Mumbai: SRK, Manish Malhotra
How to kiss: Mika
Some
FortunesFor me on the day I was rejected the US visa: You will travel wide and far for both pleasure and business.
For Hitler: You have a friendly heart and are well admired.
For Prince MukkaramJah: You and your wife will be happy in your life together
(He has been married 5 times)
For Osama: You are sociable and entertaining (Hell Yeah)
For Tushar Kapoor: You are very expressive and positive in words, act and feeling. (Yeah =)) )
For Sir Elton John: Behind an able man, there are always other able men.
And finally, as always, some sane advice. A lot of people have been complaining that they have been addicted to orkut but they cant find a way out. Follow anyone of these steps and nirvana(literally in some cases) is guaranteed.
Ways to quit orkuttingCommit an offence and get arrested (dont buy your way to freedom). I heard jails dont have net.
Start asking for "Friendships" people will automatically start ignoring you.
Kill yourself (And in the suicide note dont mention my name :) ).
Start dating someone. If you are a female who is about 22 years then that someone is ME.
Pick up a fight with me. (pakka nirvana then)
P.S : Sorry for not blogging for over a month was busy with a few things. And incase you would like know more about me than this stupid blog then
click here and add me :D
