N.i.P III
In the last post I made a promise that I will blog every week so to all my readers I offer my apologies. To make up I am going to sing and dance in Taj Krishna on Monday, all my readers will get a 50% discount. Considering the size of my belly I might also do belly dance (keep your fingers crossed).
Yes this is NIP 3.
I wonder how many posts will be there on NIP.
The main reasons that I couldn’t blog are listed below.
Almost all the reasons are correct to the best of my and my 3 yr old nephew’s knowledge.
1) I was dating a really hot and rich chick who took up all my time.
2) I was busy with my job.
3) I was giving advice to a million people on how to become rich and successful.
4) I had gone on a world tour.
5) I had so many ideas that I couldn’t figure out which one to post first.
6) Although I don’t believe this played an important role in me not being able to blog but I think I should mention it: I had no ideas.
So, moving onto sports.
The Commonwealth games are going on.
And India is on fourth place. Before you get all happy and proud you might want know that the countries below India in the standings have names which the winners of spelling bee contest also couldn’t spell. The biggest surprise came when Kunjarani won the ladies heavyweight lifting gold. The surprise was not that she won gold but that she was a lady!!
I heard the closing ceremony is going to be awesome. We already know that Ashwariya Rai is going to perform in it. But what we don’t know is that the The Majesty Queen Elizabeth herself is also going to give company Ash on the stage. Both of them will be seen dancing on the hit number from Devdas “mein roop ki rani, tu badzoorti ki rani”(“I am the queen of beauty and you the queen of ugliness”). In the starting the Queen had some reservations against showing her legs and cleavage but after the pressure from Salman Khan she gave in. Apparently Salman threatened to run over Prince Williams (The only good looking guy in the family).
Since we are on the topic of the Royal Family let us discuss their biggest asset.
You might think wealth but no, these days every Tom, Dick and Harry except me has it.
The biggest asset of the royal family is their ugliness. Scientists are carrying out experiments to see how they outdo themselves generation after generation. They even tried mating a chimp and a really ugly animal whose name I cannot remember but the result was not even close to the royal family. In olden (when there was no net) days, the British army used to carry the photos of the royal family to scare away enemies. This is how they conquered most of the earth. However, they faced stiff resistance from the tribes from the forests of central Africa. But they also surrendered after the British army erected giant statues of the first family.
A little birdy(without the avian flu) told me that the Queen is thinking of adopting President Bush and most of the Tamil actors considering their similarity in looks with her family.
Now moving to cricket. Man do these English players have hot wives or what!!!
Yes this is NIP 3.
I wonder how many posts will be there on NIP.
The main reasons that I couldn’t blog are listed below.
Almost all the reasons are correct to the best of my and my 3 yr old nephew’s knowledge.
1) I was dating a really hot and rich chick who took up all my time.
2) I was busy with my job.
3) I was giving advice to a million people on how to become rich and successful.
4) I had gone on a world tour.
5) I had so many ideas that I couldn’t figure out which one to post first.
6) Although I don’t believe this played an important role in me not being able to blog but I think I should mention it: I had no ideas.
So, moving onto sports.
The Commonwealth games are going on.
And India is on fourth place. Before you get all happy and proud you might want know that the countries below India in the standings have names which the winners of spelling bee contest also couldn’t spell. The biggest surprise came when Kunjarani won the ladies heavyweight lifting gold. The surprise was not that she won gold but that she was a lady!!
I heard the closing ceremony is going to be awesome. We already know that Ashwariya Rai is going to perform in it. But what we don’t know is that the The Majesty Queen Elizabeth herself is also going to give company Ash on the stage. Both of them will be seen dancing on the hit number from Devdas “mein roop ki rani, tu badzoorti ki rani”(“I am the queen of beauty and you the queen of ugliness”). In the starting the Queen had some reservations against showing her legs and cleavage but after the pressure from Salman Khan she gave in. Apparently Salman threatened to run over Prince Williams (The only good looking guy in the family).
Since we are on the topic of the Royal Family let us discuss their biggest asset.
You might think wealth but no, these days every Tom, Dick and Harry except me has it.
The biggest asset of the royal family is their ugliness. Scientists are carrying out experiments to see how they outdo themselves generation after generation. They even tried mating a chimp and a really ugly animal whose name I cannot remember but the result was not even close to the royal family. In olden (when there was no net) days, the British army used to carry the photos of the royal family to scare away enemies. This is how they conquered most of the earth. However, they faced stiff resistance from the tribes from the forests of central Africa. But they also surrendered after the British army erected giant statues of the first family.
A little birdy(without the avian flu) told me that the Queen is thinking of adopting President Bush and most of the Tamil actors considering their similarity in looks with her family.
Now moving to cricket. Man do these English players have hot wives or what!!!
Take care people,
Gulam Hasan aka Aftab.
posted by Gulam Hasan @ 1:42 PM
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