N.i.P II
From the makers of N.i.P comes another blogbust er
After the huge success of(which our sources say have been hyped by the blogger himself) N.i.P the blogger is so confident that he is not even spending a single penny on publicity( a.k.a public city by few).
Ravi says I can play with words...
I can play with words
can I play with words
play words with can I
I words can with play
I think Ravi was correct I indeed can play with words lets hope that I make it to the olympics and win gold for India and then you can see me in every second advertisement. I will be endorsing everything from a pin to a piano. Then I will say something about premarital sex and end up being Booed in my own country for whom I won laurels. Then I will shift to USA and be praised for telling the truth about premarital sex.
Alright people now I am going to educate you all on a lesser known fact about Tooth fairy.
Although most of you are familiar with Tooth Fairy no one talks about her evil sister Bhoot
fairy so I also wont talk about it :P This brings up a question why did I even mention it
then so Let me remind u all this is my blog.
Something I found interesting
Mallika! I told you
people one day you get tired of everything even the things that brought you money and fame.Mallika getting tired of her boobs is like Dhoni getting tired of hitting Sixers or
Politicians getting tired of changing parties and making dumb statements.
Becuase DD couldnot get the rights for the India-Pak Series the DD has offered to start a new
show for Charu Sharma. Like in Fourth Umpire, Charu will be given an oppurtunity to ask
stupid questions.
Charu : (After Sehwag makes a century) Do you think that Sehwag played well.
Expert(Who represented India in U-13 girls Cricket Wold cup) : Jii bilkil Charu Ji*Making a
face as if she is explaining a really difficult point*.
I heard Kris Srikanth too will be given a chance to host a new show where he will teach how
to speak hindi in a tamilian accent.
As the days go by my posts are becoming shorter I think they r following Sania's way.
All those people who comment will get free return tickets for Mars ( pehle you go then we
will see about bringing you back heahaeha).
Nothing in Particular(N.i.P)
Happy New Year reader(s)!!!!!!!!!
Thanks to
Gokul now I know that I blog about nothing. Before he told me I was just blogging about nothing, now I am blogging about NOTHING. Man, is it difficult to blog about nothing. When I started to blog I wanted to enlighten my readers. Looking back now, I see a chair...who kept it there??? should call Byomkesh Bakshi. On a more serious note I think I should call the Scotland Yard. I have used the word "I" 10 times in this paragraph. An useless fact and a sure sign that 2006 is going to be the best year among the years that
I have lived.
Why 2006 is going to be the best year for me.
For starters I am jobless and and I know it cant get any worse.
Neha Dhupia, Mallika Sherawat, Tanisha, Negar Khan have a lot of releases lined up this year.
SRK is going to die.
There wont be an election this year.
No world cup either this year so we know India wont lose it.
Ganguly is going to retire.
Because I want it to be.
Well the blogosphere is filled with great ppl. Let me take the pleasure of introducing them. I will start with
Sameera. She introduced me to blogging :D(I think it would have been better if she wud have introduced me to some hot friend of hers but this will also do). She is very proud of being a scorpy and in her blog you can find a million scorpys. Why is she proud of being a scopry I asked her once andl she replied "Because I dont have anything else to be proud of".
Ravi does a lot of serious writing. Some of which, I should confess, goes above my head. And he also told me once "dude I myself dont understand what I am blogging"
Jaya..she does a guest appearance on her blog. She has so many things to blog about that she cant choose only..poor gal. I am not sure whether I can call her a blogger also but since the posts she has posted are good I will call her a mini-blogger.
Chaitanya wow this dude's blog is so informative but do we really need so much info. Do we really want to know how to save water.
Gokul his blog is kinda similar to me. But he cant match me. Not even in his dreams. Half of the comments in the comments section are his.
Vinod...I call him God of Blogging. Although I dont know him personally a little birdy told me that he takes classes for being so funny.
Ambatigan:first when I heard of ambatigan I checked the dictionary to see what it meant cos people nowdays come up with names like this and epinician. It took me a while to realise ambatigan stood for ambati Gangadhar...wow he made it so cool!! his blog is something else..what endears me to him is the fact that he is from apun ka hyd and not because he chose to blog about 50000 colours of saree..ie localite and hes very famous..his blogroll has sooo many people..its easy to see why Ganga is soo popular...his blog is sooo pure and different from the rest...check the clocks out in his.
P.S : Thank you Sameera for the inputs.
