Orkut
Orkut has become very popular and even the celebs are using it. Although it is very difficult to find their profile, I have done the impossible.Let us look at the profiles of some celebrities.
Scraps
Gabbar : Yeah donut mujhe dede orkuttttt!!!
Vajpayee to Advani : You dont scrap me..yeh achi baat nahi hai.
Ceaser : Et tu, Orkut?
Some important points to note from the profiles.
Profiles
SRK's profile
Interested in: dating (men)
Sexual orientation: gay
Manmohan's profile
Political view: very left-liberal
Sonia'a profile
Political view: very authoritarain
Laloo's
High school: International schoolwa of bihar
Industry: Fodder
Job description: To make dumb statements infront of 300 ppl
Pamela's
First thing you will notice about me: CENSORED
Xyz(Man serving a 25 yr sentence for killing his gf)
From my past relationships i learned: Not to kill
Rakhi Saawant
Ideal match: Mika
Adnan Sami
Build: a few extra pounds
Some Fans
Osama's Fans include Bush and Blair
Bush's list has one big name missing oh no no Mr. Blair is there in the licking your ass section
Some Communities and members
I love oil: Bush, Natwar Singh
I like to sell nuclear missiles: Musharraf
101 ways to ignite a riot: Narendra Modi
Gays in Mumbai: SRK, Manish Malhotra
How to kiss: Mika
Some Fortunes
For me on the day I was rejected the US visa: You will travel wide and far for both pleasure and business.
For Hitler: You have a friendly heart and are well admired.
For Prince MukkaramJah: You and your wife will be happy in your life together
(He has been married 5 times)
For Osama: You are sociable and entertaining (Hell Yeah)
For Tushar Kapoor: You are very expressive and positive in words, act and feeling. (Yeah =)) )
For Sir Elton John: Behind an able man, there are always other able men.
And finally, as always, some sane advice. A lot of people have been complaining that they have been addicted to orkut but they cant find a way out. Follow anyone of these steps and nirvana(literally in some cases) is guaranteed.
Ways to quit orkutting
Commit an offence and get arrested (dont buy your way to freedom). I heard jails dont have net.
Start asking for "Friendships" people will automatically start ignoring you.
Kill yourself (And in the suicide note dont mention my name :) ).
Start dating someone. If you are a female who is about 22 years then that someone is ME.
Pick up a fight with me. (pakka nirvana then)
P.S : Sorry for not blogging for over a month was busy with a few things. And incase you would like know more about me than this stupid blog then click here and add me :D
posted by Gulam Hasan @ 8:05 AM
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