Tuesday, July 25, 2006

N.I.P V

Paris Hilton has decided to give up sex for one year. I am not kidding. See it for yourself. Soon after this a crowd of 365 men gathered at her house and were seen burning her effigy.


Krishh was released and has been declared a SuperHit. Outside the theatre Superman, Batman and Phantom were protesting cause they say a super hero should show his undy.


Everyone has been wondering as to what Marco Materazzi told to Zinedine Zidane. Well people stop wondering I just now got off the line was speaking to Zindane and apparently Materazzi told him "Ey Takle"(You Bald Motherfucker). Pardon my translation.


Mumbai police found one bomb in a train which didnot go off. On it was written "Property of Pakistan". However Pakistan has denied any connection with the bombings.


Blogspot was banned for about 4 days. Its still not clear whose fault it was. DoT is blaming the ISPs and the ISPs are blaming someone, but we dont know who they are blaming cause who cares about them.


They are reports that DoT is going to block telephone lines also cause they think SIMI is using it.


Was in Chennai last month and noticed this particular thing about the owner of an udipi restaurant. The guy used to wear a lungi, a piece of cloth wrapped tightly around the waist. So every time a customer entered the hotel he used to pull his lungi up to reveal his perfectly tanned hairy legs. I ran out as soon as a group of 10 guys came in. I wonder what he might have done.