NIP IV Version 2.0
I wanted to write a blog on "10 ways of getting laid" but then Jaya told me that it would be a little inappropriate so I am back to Nothing In Particular series and this is Part Four.These days every Ravi, Sameera and Rashmi Bansal are writing about Opal Mehta So why should I be left out. I havent read the book but whatever I have read about it I think i know why it has been removed from the shelves.
They are 2 point of views about this book. Let us first see the Indian point of view which is being voiced by the Moral police.
They say that how can an Indian Kiss before marriage and therefore threatened Kaavya Vishwanathan's life. Although they said that they will keep quiet if she kisses one of there chiefs but Kaavya rejected this offer and pulled her book out from the market.
Now for the American point of view.
Every single American is pissed casue they cant understand how a girl got kissed but not laid. They also threatened Kaavya Vishwanathan's life. They too had one more offer but I think you people know what I am talking about and therefore I wont write it down. Kaavya also rejected this offer. She is one brave girl.
There is also a third point of view but its represented by a very small group and they speak about plaigarism, A word i cant comprehend. Can Anyone explain to me what it means?
Megan McCafferty, from whom Kaavya has admitted of "unconscious copying", was infuriated and said that "Atleast my characters get laid but still my book was never a best seller hmmppff"
Aamir Khan was in the news for supporting Medha Patkar and the Narmada Bachao Andolan. When asked as to why he went he replied "I thought Narmada was a lady in distress and calling out for help you kn like Narmada: Bachaoooo hehehe ok u dont find it funny. So I being the biggest hero in bollywood did what we heroes usually do."
Updated on May 3rd
Sameera mailed me the forward that is very common these days. It has a set of 5 questions that the fairer-sex asks us guys which we usually answer incorrectly and also it showed how to answer them "correctly". Well I dont know whether those are correct or incorrect but this is how I think it will be answered by different men of different countries. I chose only 3 countires cause I only know 3 countries.
So this is my version.
1 - "What are you thinking?"
Indian : Terku kya karna hai apna kaam kar(Why the hell are u bothered, do ur wrk?)
American : Should I ask my secretary to sleep with me
Japenese : The technology that I developed is getting out of date. I shd do something abt it soon.
2 - "Do you love me?"
Indian : Kalmoohi yeh kis tarah ka sawal karrahi hai(You afro-american face,wat type of a question is this?).
American : I am married to so stfu!
Japs : I love Toyota.
3 - "Do I look fat?"
Indian : haan mooti (Yes Fatso).
American : I heard the neighbourhood kids have a joke on you startin w the words " yo momma so fat".
Japs : Its an era of slim things nothing is fat in our country.
4 - "Do you think she is prettier than me?"
Indian : Tune itni angreezi kahan sikhi hai(Where did u learn to speak such good english)
American : Of course, Luk @ those boobs.
Japs : You know I asked the same question to Asimo(some dumb robot) today.
5 - "What would you do if I died?"
Indian : Maika ku jaake maar yaahan mari tho zinda gaad donga (Go and die in your mom's place).
American : WAT??? I neva knew praying was so effective .
Japs : I will dedicate the next chip i design to you.
Love,
Gulam Hasan aka Aftab.
posted by Gulam Hasan @ 11:03 AM
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