Myths & Facts!!
Aftab aka Gulam Hasan comes again to the rescue of the common people. There are a lot of myths about famous people. I will give the facts about 10 famous people in this post.Sachin
Myth : He is a man with a squeaky voice.
Fact : He was born a girl but because he wasnt beautiful his parents decided to make him under go a sex change operation. This also explains why he keeps touching there. He just wants to make sure that it doesnt fall off.
Aishwarya Rai
Myth : She is a superstar.
Fact : She never gave a hit. The only hit she gave was the Coke ad where she tries to whistle.
Shane Warne
Myth : He is a great spinner.
Fact : The only reason he gets wickets is cause he threatens the batsmen by telling that he will sleep with their wives if they score more than 1 run.
Manmohan Singh
Myth : He doesnot have a say in the govt.
Fact : Are you kidding me?...The opening lines where he greets the gathering are writen by him only. I can prove if you want.
Bill Gates
Fact : He is rich.
Myth : Now seriosuly if you looked like him and had soooo much money wouldnt you have undergone a surgery to look better.
Srk
Myth : He is straight.
Fact : A guy takes bath in a tub filled with rose petals and you call him striaght. He is as gay as Sir Elton John.
Bush
Myth : He looks like a Chimp.
Fact : Its not a MYTH. Its a fact DAMNIT.
Osama
Myth : He is in Pakistan.
Fact : He is in the White House. He is the head of security there.
Aftab
Myth : He is good for nothing.
Fact : Trust me people he is destined for big things. Just believe in him and NOTHING ELSE MATTERS
posted by Gulam Hasan @ 12:10 PM
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