Bloggers Block
The topic couldnt be more appropriate for this post. I hope none of my blogger friends suffer from it...Touchwood. It is worse than any AIDS and Cancer(not the zodiac sign mind you).
I think we as responsible bloggers of this blogosphere should spread the word. You know something like the ad "Balbir Pasha has AIDS". After thinking a lot I came up with this caption "Aftab has Bloggers' Block". Note the simplicity and the originality of the caption.
Please take a few minutes from the busy schedule of yours and find whether you are also suffering from bloggers block
You dont remember the last time you have blogged.
You dont remember your URL.
The last 10 people who have visited your blog have asked you to blog.
You feel there is something missing in your life.
Whenever you start to blog you end up writing only one line.
You havent bitched or made fun of someone in recent past.
You scout lesser known blogs for "Inspiration".
Whenever you read a good post you become jealous.
You have seen the dumbest movie and still cant write anything about it.
Well, if you nodded your head in affirmation for most of the points mentioned above then you also have Bloggers Block!!!! May God help you. If I were a Hindi movie script writer I would have said "Mere blogs bhi tumhein lagjaye".
Now let us see how you can cure this deadly disease
- Go and watch a really stupid movie.
- Watch any serial starting with the alphabet "K".
- Blog about your ex-gf/bf.
- Tag yourself if you havent already been tagged.
If you follow the above steps you are sure to recover and write blogs :D
Since I have already written my Tag blog the point no: 4 is ruled out in my case and also never was in a dating relationship with anyone point no: 3 is also not the way to cure me. I had to choose between 1 & 2 and to be frank I didnt had the heart to watch serials I wentand watched a movie.
Now you people must be wondering how do we recognize whether a movie is dumb or not? Well people its quite simple. Pick a Hindi movie, most of the Hindi movies will be dumb.Now choose a movie whose title is in Hindi and its sub title is in English you know like Dosti- Friends Forever. After doing the above two steps you are guaranteed to have a dumb movie. I guess by now you all must have figured it out that I watched Dosti.
Dosti is by far the dumbest movie I have seen this year(I am so happy). So I will just tell you the story in brief(the same way I answer my questions in exams). Bobby and Akshay are best friends and are gay. They want to get married but since Indian Law doesnot allow gay marriages they move to U.K on the pretext that Akshay has blood cancer. But there also they are not allowed to get married for reasons better known to Queen Elizabeth. So they come back to India. After coming back Bobby becomes straight and gets married to Lara Dutta. Unable to bear this shock Akshay dies of heart attack. The End. Please note that the story of the actual movie might be different from what I have told.
I wonder when will the Hollywood people pick up the trend of having a sub title in hindi, like we have in english. If we had to name some English movies I think they would have named it like this :
GodFather-Bhagwan ka baap.
Topgun- uppar ki bandhook.
Lord of the rings-Angootheyon ka raja.
Matrix- Matrix (I dont think there is a Hindi word for Matrix).
Silence of the Lambs-bakro ki khamooshi.
Tagged
I have been tagged by
Sameera. Tagging, wonder who started it but am sure all the bloggers love it because it gives us, bloggers, to write something. You know its strange you only have to write seven things only seven neither eight nor six I have even heard that if you write nine things then its a sin.
I did a little research as to why seven is so important and here are the results
Seven is the second
safe prime.(Was there any unsafe prime I thought there was only unsafe sex)
Seven is also a
self number.Oh thats nice I believe something like a self made man.
The number of
the Deadly Sins: lust, avarice, envy, pride, sloth, gluttony and wrath.
I will end here before I start writing a thesis on seven.
Seven Things I want to do in my life:
1) Get a Job.
2) Be content.
3) Do charity.
4) Become more religious.
5) Buy all kinds of cars and bikes.
6) Own a palace.
7) Get married :-)
Seven things I can do:
I just realized I cant do much but for the sake of filling up the space here I go
1) Be calm even in the most difficult times. "Equanimity" is the word.
2) Ride a bike really fast and rash too.
3) I can breathe.
4) I can live without music.
5) Remember numbers.
6) Can be a loner
7) I can fight.
Seven things I say the most:
1) hmmm
2) kya?
3) u know
4) abah
5) @#$@
6) kaiku
7) kathe
Seven things I cant do:
Well, I cant do a million things but since we are supposed to tell only seven
1) I cant drive a car.
2) I cant be nice all the time.
3) I cant sing. Believe me I cant.
4) I cant dance. Oh you have to see me...
5) I cant cook. Not even tea.
6) I cannot be grammatically correct.
7) I cant type sms fast enough.
Seven Things that attract me to the opposite sex:
1) Cuteness.
2) Long hair.
3) Intelligence.
4) Eyes. As they say " Its all in the eyes"
5) Nice smell.
6) Vital stats.
7) Sense of humour.
Seven Celebrity Crushes:
1) Alicia Sylverstone.
2) Sush.
3) Julia Roberts.
4) Keerti Reddy
5) Demi Moore.
6) Brooke Shields.
7) Carmen Electra.
Seven people I tag :
I dont even know seven people who blog.
1)
Raptor.
2)
Atlantean3)
Jaya. I am tagging you although I know you have been tagged already.
4)
Sameera am tagging you back .....dont know whether we can do that or not but it sounds cool.
5) Michael Schumacher.
6) Bill Gates.
7) Osama Bin Laden( I had to complete the list).
Well, there it is I am done.
A Typical Day
Food.
Water.
I have nothing to blog about. Damnit I cant even rhyme.
These days there is not much happening in my life that is bloggable. And now that I have people who actually want me to blog I felt that it was my duty to blog.
You know they are times that you hope your day was like this way or mebbe that shouldnt have happen well I am gonna tell you how I want my day to be.
11:45 AM
I get up oh I can feel something on my bed oh its Alicia Sylverstone, she is still asleep (I dunno why but let her sleep).
11:46 AM
Feel the urge to pee. So I go to the bathroom and I pee.
11:47 AM
Alicia gets up and says " Darling, you were great last night"..."How come you play so good Basketball "
Me blushes and says " Oh you see sweetheart ....blah blah..Michael Jordan......blah blah...together...blah blah..that was nothing".
11:49 AM
Alicia and me get ready to go out for brunch.
11:49:30 AM
I start my Ferrari and go to The Beverly Hills Hotel
BTW I live in Beverly Hills,California.
2:00 PM
Still at the hotel my best friend Brad Pitt calls an asks me to come over to his place for a game of squash.
4:00 PM
At Pitt's place while am waiting for him to change Angelina Jolie tries to get fresh with me I ask her to control her feelings (This line sounds familiar).
5:00 PM
I win, and leave for my home. I can hear Jolie bhabhi sobbing because am leaving.
6:00 PM
Took a small nap. I dreamt about a Bullock cart.
7:30 PM
Alicia wakes me up and reminds me that we have to go to White House for dinner.
8:00 PM
I board my private jet. I fly very close to really tall buildings, scares the hell out of the security people.
11:00 PM
Leave for Newyork. I was really impressed by the country's President.
Midnight
Our plane lands at Newyork. We go to the best pub in town.
3 AM
Came back home and I closed the door of the bedroom. Now this is personal stuff I wont share it with you people.
5 AM
Sleep.
Well thats how I want my typical day to be.
Tomorrow is the First Test match between India and Srilanka and the Met dept says "Mixed clouds and sun with scattered thunderstorms. High 81F. Winds NNE at 5 to 10 mph. Chance of rain 60%.".
Expect a sunny day tomorrow, couldnt be a better day to play cricket.
Take care people.
