Indo-Chini Bhai Bhai
Super Power in the Making!!!!!!!!
In a recent study conducted by the Chinese people they say that the next Super Power will be India. I know exactly how you people feel. I think the Chinese have lost it.
I think its a conspiracy against India. This way Indians will start worrying and stop making what they make the best and they wont be able to overtake China. For those who didnot get the previous line, I was talking about population. I love these studies and surveys, they give us bloggers so much to write about.
Apparently the Chinese brothers are very bothered by the rise in India population. They say they are the number 1's and no one can steal this from them.
In the year 1962 when China attacked India it was because they wanted to reduce our population but owing to international pressure, mostly form Azerbaijan, they backed out. Yes that is a name of a country. During this time only the popular words were uttered by I dont know who but I do remember the words " Indo- Chini Bhai bhai". But the sad thing is that the Chinese people did not understand Hindi and they translated it to "Indians say Chinese kiss their ass". This didnt help cause and they attacked India again.
This confusion isnt possible in these times because I hear Chinese love Indian films and to be precise the Tamil films starring Rajnikant. They dont believe their eyes when they see Rajnikant doing all the stunts that they can only imagine in their wildest dreams. They have even confessed that the movie The Hidden dragon and The Crouching Tiger was inspired by the superstar's stunts from various movies.
Staying on the part of translation. When GE, a huge company, sold its stakes it was named GECIS, a not so huge company. But after 6 months the GECIS owners realized that GECIS in Hungary, no the people of Hungary are not hungry, means Kiss my ass. I am not kidding its true.
India will become a Super Power only if one of the following things happen
- All the countries are wiped out.
- Some other country chooses to name itself India.
- No Indians are left in India.
I did a little research myself and found that the word blog comes from the words web log. How did web log became blog is a question that puzzles me. Should ask this question to Granny. I am also worried that no one is asking any questions there. Now suddenly no one has any problems. Sigh!
The Chinese and Japanese have achieved so much with only such small eyes and noses that I was wondering what would have happened if they had little bigger eyes and noses.
P.S : I have decided to write smaller posts so that I can have more posts and hopefully more comments. And also I dont want people questioning my patriotism am as much Indian as Gandhi was.
Jai Hind.
posted by Gulam Hasan @ 11:42 AM
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