Hell O People
A lot of people(one...My conscience) have been complaining as to why I havent been writing
anything so here I am to satisfy you all. The main reason I couldnt write anything was I
couldnt find anyone or anything to ridicule. And also the movies that I have seen arent that
bad. These days the bollywood(I heard they dont like to be called Bollywood so keeping in mind lets make a conscious effort of not calling them
BOLLYWOOD). is making different films ...different but bad but there is an improvement. I dont think this trend will continue because The Indian audience demands for different movies but when the industry makes them they dont go and watch. I played cricket today.
Ha one of my favourite pass time. Every one of has played it( Atleast the people I know). Galli cricket were the rules are as complicated as rocket science. Galli cricket were you fight for every over bowled. Galli cricket were u get out if you hit a car, anyone of the predetermined wall, hit the ball out of the ground, playing area which is usually smaller than one room, anyone crossing the road or for that matter if you break any of the window panes of the neighbouring houses. I played it yesterday and just for the record my team won.
So if you havent played it go and play right now. Some tips before you start
- If you cant play a particular short then make it a rule that if anyone who plays that shot is out.
- If cant stand pace bowling then make it a rule that no one bowls fast.
- If you are the umpire you should be partisan towards your team.
- Never admit that you got out.
- Fight with the one who says you are out.
- Always use your bat to play, so that if you get out you can say " I dont wanna play with you cheats" and walk away, they will give you one more chance.
- And last but not the least, if someone asks you who won always so that your team won.
As far as my Java classes they are going fine. I would like to share with you people a conversation between 2 gals that were standing behind me while we were waiting for the class to start
gal 1 :
Where is xyz?gal 2:
She went to wrote the exam?Me :
Unconscious
My sir has tremendous knowledge in java but when it comes to communication skills he is a
big zero thats why I guess he is not working in a company. I wonder what would have had happened if he were working.
Team leader to my sir:
Modify this code to suit the clients requests.My sir after 1 month :
(Holding a blazer on which code was written)There go sir I write a
code to suit the client. It was though, Sir, the tailor couldnt understand what I was doinga.Some quotes by my sir:
We will learn about this soon at the end of the course(its a 3 months course n we r still
in the 4th week).If u practice you can do with great easy.Take care,
Gulam Hasan aka Aftab.
Musings
Let me sleep,
so that I can forget todays pain;
Let me sleep,
So that I am strengthened for tomorrows pain.
Let me sleep,
I had enough for the day;
Let me sleep,
Awaiting me is another day.
Let me sleep,
So that I can dream of heaven;
Let me sleep,
May be I will pass off to heaven.
Six Horrible Hours
After the class I made my way to the parking lot but it was raining outside so everybody stayed there so did I. Not because I didnt want to get wet but because I didnt want my name to feature in tomorrow's newspaper stating "
One more live eaten up by a manhole". Earlier i used to wonder why do they call it a 'manhole' now it makes sense to me.
10 minutes later the rain stopped and it was raining only under the trees( HeHaHa I always wanted to use this line had read it in a novel dont remember which though. You people rackon I can write that well). So as I was driving back to home I had no clue what I was in for.
It started raining again. But, it was a slight drizzle, I enjoyed it. My friends had planned to watch a movie so I wanted to go home as fast as possible and get ready. The time was 7:10 pm and it takes usually 15 minutes for me to drive back home. But as fate would have it, it took me 2 hours to get back home. All the roads were jammed and I couldnot spot a single cop on the roads(I guess they were enjoying a hot cuppa in the rain). If that wasnt enough all the roads had knee deep water. I do not know how to swim otherwise I would have left my bike and swim back home. Now I was so drenched that it didnt even matter whether it was raining or not( When I came home my mom said it was still raining ...just for your general knowledge). I was still wondering were did all the cops dissapeared then I noticed a group of teenagers who had parked their vehicles started regulating the traffic. I also wanted to join them but I am not a teenager anymore so I decided not to.
One hour in the traffic jam I had already made a few friends an autowallah, a guy on CBZ and a road side romeo who was more interested in the girl on scooty wearing a white dress. I wear spectacles which is very evident from the the photograph above. If you wear specs its very difficult to drive and if you remove it it is very dangerous. I thought better difficult than dangerous. They were already many things dangerous out there I didnt want to join the long list. So, me and my new friends started talking about the Dioscovery Space Shuttle .......No I am kidding if you havent already made that out...we obviously started cussing the government. After exactly 2 hours I reached home then I realised I also had a movie to catch so I qiuckly changed into some warm and dry clothes.
Finally, I reached the theatre 15 mins late. Aashiq Banaya Apne the first film that Emran Hashmi is doing outside the Bhatt camp. As I was late it was kinda difficult to understand what the plot was then my friend assured me that there was none. I agreed with him after watching 10 mins of the movie. Tanushree Dutta showed more skin then we had bargained for. I heard Mallika and Neha Dhupia have already signed new movies and have promised to expose more than Tanushree. Anyways, back to the movie, Tanushree shows a lot of skin and the music is amazing. Thats all that has to be written about the movie.
Lastly, I would like to take the oppurtunity and tell the Government to do their freaking job properly and hope that Mallika, Neha and Tanushree keep competing each other.
Take care.
